Saturday, 23 May 2009

Survivor - Ranking of the Seasons

Here is a ranking of the eighteen seasons of Survivor.

01 Season 12: Panama-Exile Island - This season had so many cool people that you just had to love. That would include Courtney, Cirie, Aras, Danielle, Bruce, and Shane, and I was so glad to see those six take control of the game. Exile Island was fresh, then, and had the idol fell in better hands, it would’ve probably delivered. Overall, those guys were entertaining, and It was probably the first time I rooted for an underdog, like Curie, who turned out to be a strategic mastermind and fan favourite.

02 Season 16: Micronesia-FVF - This was a whole lot cooler concept than All Stars for sure, because it let us see the best players come back, along with some newbies. It was a bit of a disappointment to see the Fans blow off every tribal council they had. Once again, Cirie dominated, and dominated hard. This season set the stage that blindsiding was to be the new fad on how this game is to be played.

03 Season 07: Pearl Islands - This season was amazing. It gave us our first obnoxiously overrated Survivor, Rupert and our best pre-all star villain, Jonny Fairplay. However, It did save Lil, despite the fact Outcast’s twist was the worst, as it completely goes against the rules of the game. Sure the outcast twist was bad on paper, but it brought back two players who got revenge. This season also gave us blindsides, a lot of them, for the first time.

04 Season 05: Thailand - Strangely enough, this was the season I can remember the most, despite it happened like 7.5 years ago. This was the season that had all of the good people on one tribe, like Brian Jan, Helen, Clay, Ted, on the same tribe, and Sook Jai had just Shii Ann and Jake as worthy. It was the first season we saw a great deal of twist (tribes pick themselves, mutiny, fake merge), however, this season had so many people I still don’t like (Erin, Penny, Ken, Robb, Stephanie) and I really wish they weren’t there, because if they weren’t this would be better. Shii Ann being screwed by a fake merge was made for good drama, but kind of sucked.

05 Season 03: Africa - This season had some great people, like Lex, Frank, Kim P, Clarence, and Silas. But Silas and Clarence left the game too early, and we were left with Tom, Ethan, and Kim J who were nice underdogs, and got a lucky break from the tribe switch, but I just didn’t care for them. This season, was also very remembered, since it gave us the first twist in the shows history, the tribe switch.

06 Season 15: China - China had the most amazing theme and challenges. It gave us a lot of cool people, like Courtney, Denise, Peih-Gee, James, Frosti, Jaime, and Jean-Robert. I personally would’ve liked Leslie, but she didn’t stand a chance. The idols were fine, without exile, and this season had just one problem: There was nobody I loved, I liked some people, but that‘s it, however, I didn‘t hate anyone either, so I guess that‘s cool.

07 Season 02: Australian Outback - This season delivered a lot of episodes that are worth remembered. I will always remember Mike and the fire accident, vegetarian Kimmi, and just amazing Tina. I will always remember Tina, Elizabeth (who I lost respect for after giving AS to Amber), Rodger, Jerri, Alicia, and Kimmi.

08 Season 17: Gabon - Gabon had some very good people, like Sugar, Susie, Matty, Kenny, Crystal, Randy, and Ace. However, like China, there was cool people, but none of them I could call a favourite. I really loved to see the Onion alliance get picked off, and I wish they got Bob out too. However, Dumb Sugar wanted the good people to win.

09 Season 18: Tocantins - Tocantins was a decent season. It had Erinn, Taj, Brendan, and the oh-so cool best set of pre-jury boots ever. A lot of the good people like Spencer, Sydney, Candace, and Jerry left too early. Coach ruined this season and I will forever know him as Coache and to him as a douche who is a complete idiot and I don’t care how he is r\in real life.

10 Season 01: Borneo - This season had the coolest, freshest, most real people, however, they just couldn’t play the game. Only Rich and Sue would come close to good game play. Sure Colleen, Jenna, and Gervase, were nice, but they couldn’t play until too late. Sue’s speech was the highlight of the season, as her and Rich set the fact you should play the game the way you’re supposed to.

11 Season 04: Marquesas - Marquesas gave us some hope that power shifts can happen, as soon as they ousted John and the Rotu 4. However, this was Kathy’s game to win, and she got screwed by those pansies Neleh and Vacepia. Sean and Kathy were amazing, but the rest are just, meh or bad.

12 Season 06: The Amazon - I really hated to see them divided men vs. women, that really sucked. The Amazon wasn’t very cool of a location either, and I hated to see Rob C lose and have Jenna M win. I don’t really much else that happened either.

13 Season 09: Vanuatu - Again, bad to revisit the same sex tribes. I thought it was a horrible strategy to see Mia, Brady. JP, Brook, and John K all go because they were the young group. Ami was the only hope for the show workroom out, but she got robbed from power, and was out. Eliza and Julie were nice also, and I wish they won instead of Chris.

14 Season 11: Guatemala - What a horrible idea bringing back Stephenie and Bobby John for no reason. I don’t remember much from this season, except for wanting to see Judd win. Danni was OK, but seriously, ugh, just, why her, OMG.

15 Season 10: Palau - This is where seasons just started to get just plain bad. They had the real worst twist taking out Jonathan and Wanda. I don’t remember half of these people from this season because they had too many people, and it was so obvious to see Tom win, because you could’ve figured that out after Ulong went down the tubes losing every immunity challenge.

16 Season 14: Fiji - This had to be one of the most boring and forgotten seasons of Survivor. Seriously, it was the first time the show was about to die, and I’m glad things were brought back, or I wouldn’t even blogging right now.

17 Season 13: Cook Islands - Pointless to make the race twist, or to have it look so overrated. Almost twelve of these guys made about 10 minutes of airtime throughout their time on the show. Exile Island was dry and useless this time around. Just a total messed yup season.

18 Season 8: “All Stars” - This was a completely predicable, series killer, waste of time train wreck. Everything bad possibly went on. Enough said.

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