Survivor - Tribes Merged, Joe evacuated

The survivors are all talking about the possibility of an upcoming merge. Finally, all of them are given tree mail to be transported to a destination. It’s revealed that this destination, is a place loaded with a banquet of food. The tribes have officially merged into one tribe, and they get to enjoy a nice feast. The survivors talk about what to name their tribe, first they come up with something that sounded perverted, then change it to the Portuguese word for Strength, Farzo.

Immediately, Coach and Tyson form a pack with J.T., Stephen, and Debbie to get Brendan out, as Tyson calls him a sneaky bastard several times across the whole hour. During the show, Joe had an infection in his leg. Meanwhile, Brendan decides to lay low on the cross tribal alliance, saying it’s a “maybe” after Joe or J.T. go home. Coach and Tyson are so confident that it’s the two of them in control of the game that they annoy probably every single viewer to the point where if Survivor had a crowd outside tribal council (Like BBUK has, outside it‘s house), they would be screaming “Get Coach Out”, “Get Coach Out”. Honestly, Erinn saying she may “like” Coach, made me want to remind her of him being Survivor’s biggest joke.

Anyways, it became time for the immunity challenge. The Survivors had to outlast each other on a pole for as long as possible. At the end, probably at the twenty minute mark, it was between Debbie, Sierra, Tyson, and Coach, and surprise, Coach just had to mention they were all from Timbira. Coach fell, nut his fall looked like a “I’m so confident I don’t need immunity” type of fall. Lastly, it was between Debbie and Tyson, and literally, it was the first (and only) time I’d ever say “Go Debbie!”. However, Tyson won. Then, Joe was left behind for medical help.

Back at Camp, Brendan and Sierra are told it’s J.T. who is getting voted off. However, Coach and Tyson ramble around camp, convincing everyone it’s Brendan who goes. Then, there’s a plan b: throw some votes over to Sierra just incase Brendan plays his Hidden Immunity Idol. However, everything stopped when Jeff Probst (the presenter) arrived to camp, announcing Joe has been medically evacuated, and there would be no tribal council. The episode ends with Joe leaving via helicopter. Nine remain, who will be there to see the best blindside ever (or the most pitiful one, if Coach somehow survived)

This episode featured the most annoyance ever in Survivor. If Survivor had no winner, that’d be better than Coach winning. Since Brendan is the threat Tyson makes him out to be, we’ll see how having the idol will earn him the extra allies he needs. If Cross tribal allies all manage to want to stick together, this will leave Erinn, JT, and Debbie as possible swing votes. However, it’s obvious that Debbie would be the last to turn on her precious Tyson. Coach is probably more of a villain than Randy, and maybe as loathed as Jonny Fairplay.

Joe leaving was pretty much a disappointment, however, it does give Erinn, JT, Stephan, Taj, and Debbie another three days to realize Coach is a huge threat, and the biggest joke on Survivor. Anyways, I want to hear more Coach bashing. Brendan will be my favourite Survivor over passing Cirie, ever if he convinces these people to vote off Coach. Erinn, well, isn’t what she promised before, and well, meh, we’ll see. I can’t wait to see this big Coach/Tyson vs. Sierra/Brendan battle next week, but knowing CBS, it’ll be so indescribable. Just the thought of Stephan, Debbie, and JT even wanting to believe Coach will immediately exclude them from any top 5 list I make.

Top 5:
1. Erinn (7) (tie, only because Brendan is just as anti-Coach)
1. Brendan (6) Anti-Coach pride!
3. Taj (2) Good player, can’t wait to see her off the coach wagon)
4. Joe (3) Too bad he was the most useless player)
5. Sierra (2) (only there, literally because she’s Anti-Coach)